Infidelity Alerts

Over a round of toast laden with wonderful organic honey, my morning tea break led me to this delightfully paranoid article in the Times exposing 10 tips for spotting an unfaithful partner.

I instantly visualised the parallels between these relationship signals and Account Management disasters. For each one an interesting analytical door opens in the Farming world. For starters, here’s ideas from three initial eye-catchers:

Harmless Flirting – do you believe them when they say they’re ‘just keeping up-to-date’ on the competition and why would they need to?

Constantly Awol – why are they never around for you, nor returning your calls or forever late for your vital meetings?

They’re suddenly all over you – is the corporate equivalent of flowers and chocolates merely meant to soften the ultimate blow?

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