Sales Christmas Cracker Jokes

What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

That's a christmas cracker joke (I think it's mainly an English thing) I just groaned over.

No matter how corny the gag - kinda the point - the whole tradition adds to the festivities across the generations.

Which got me quietly thinking whether there was any Sales crossover here.

Certainly for internal eyes only I'd expect. So I trawled through the last decade or so of said oeuvre. Whilst I stand against making digs at competition, it does seem much of the quintet I adapt below are of that ilk. Still, there may well be a decent idea you can build on here for something this fortnight.

Why is it best to think of [insert year] like a panto? Because eventually, it’s behind you.
Why are [your competition] having problems with their own version of their Christmas Play? They can’t find three wise men.
What’s the difference between [your competition] and Santa? Santa gives you things you want.
I told my [competitor counterpart] to go to Amazon for his new ideas. They phoned me two days later from Brazil.
Why did the three wise men only have frankincense and myrrh? Because [this year we] took all the gold.

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